Bob was stressed. When he had gone out to get the paper that morning, he noticed his front lawn was covered with dog droppings. It turns out that when the neighbor’s kid left for school he neglected to shut the door and all the animals left the house. Bob had seen the dogs outside and thought nothing of it, they were frolicking on his neighbor’s property. But their poo was on his. He got to work cleaning up the mess and by the time he finished he decided he wouldn’t be able to get back to sleep. Luckily the weather was beautiful and Bob decided to hike up to the nearby lake and enjoy a day of peace and quiet on the water. It was quite a ways away and he didn’t feel like carrying his lunch on his back so Bob brought along the donkey to carry his things. After hours of hiking he made it to the lake, only to realize he forgot a rope and wouldn’t be able to tie the donkey to a tree. After searching for alternatives, Bob realized he had no choice but to take the donkey along for the ride. He managed to convince it to get in the boat, and all seemed well for a while. About a half-hour in, Bob took out his lunch. The donkey smelled the food and proceeded to kick Bob out of the boat. (Picture) Shortly after Bob resurfaced, a soggy sandwich in hand and a grimace on his face. He climbed back into the boat and took it to shore. He shook himself off and dried in the sun as the donkey watched on unabashed. Finally dry, Bob headed for home - hoping nothing else would ruin his day.
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